Stellar Blade

[DisturbedSwan]

Looks fucking fantastic, day 1 for me this. 

[Nag]

Devs paid special attention to Eve's backside

 

Well at least they're honest about it.😂

[AndyKurosaki]

“Dave, why are you working late again?”

”Got to get this character model right, love. Might be another all nighter”.

[mfnick]

God bless you Dave. 

[AndyKurosaki]

Got my day one preorder in via Shopto. Because of the gameplay footage, obviously.

[Nag]

35GB file size apparently, that's not massive in this day and age.

[AndyKurosaki]

That’s good to know. It’s a pain having to clear space when games frequently take up 50/60gb, or often 100gb lately.

[DANGERMAN]

3 hours ago, Nag said:

35GB file size apparently, that's not massive in this day and age.

I read that as 350gb for a minute 😅

[Nag]

1 hour ago, DANGERMAN said:

I read that as 350gb for a minute 😅

 

That's just the jiggle physics.

[Nag]

Think Sony fucked up last night and mistakenly released a demo for this...

 

https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2024/03/sony-patches-mistakenly-released-stellar-blade-ps5-demo-to-stop-people-from-playing-it

[DANGERMAN]

Shame, there was a time I think a few of us would have been aware enough we'd have been able to grab it and play through 😅

[Nag]

From what I've read it plays more like a Bayonetta/DMC lite more than Dark Souls... which is what I expected tbf.

[Maf]

16 minutes ago, Nag said:

From what I've read it plays more like a Bayonetta/DMC lite more than Dark Souls

 

Sick

[AndyKurosaki]

Yeah, I’d prefer it to be not too Souls like, as I’m terrible at those games. Still, I’m pre-ordered, so I’m all in anyway.

[Maryokutai]

It never remotely looked like a soulslike, I wonder where those expectations came from.

[Nag]

Wishful thinkers probably...

[AndyKurosaki]

I’ve seen some people that played the demo say it’s a Soulslike, with enemies that respawn at checkpoints.

But then again, it’s on Twitter I’ve seen that. So it’s very likely bollocks.

[mmmark]

Has no one else watched the demo being played? It’s no soulslike so idk what they’re smoking but they should get a refund. 
 

 

I can’t tell if it looks good or not tbh. 

[one-armed dwarf]

I hate watching footage of other people playing these games, omg do something else other than pressing square square square 💀

 

But maybe this game doesn't have much else going on, I dunno. Sort of looks like Metal Gear Rising

[Nag]

Pre-ordered this today...🍑🍑