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[one-armed dwarf]

This is stupid, it will just cause a Clockwork Orange situation for you where you hate the sounds of Nintendo games cause you associate them with disruption of sleep. 

 

So you're playing Mario Wonder Galaxy or whatever it's called and he goes 'bing bing wahoo' and you go 🤮

[Maf]

You lack vision. Dwarf. You’re just not seeing the genius of it 

[Nag]

There is a definite genius in cultivating a fanbase that will literally buy anything that's branded... and Nintendo have killed it in that regard.

[Maf]

You’re just jealous Xbox doesn’t have a clock 

[one-armed dwarf]

green blakey v red blakey lfg

[Nag]

5 minutes ago, Maf said:

You’re just jealous Xbox doesn’t have a clock 

 

If Xbox made a clock it would be the size of Big Ben and give you hearing damage....

[DANGERMAN]

Xbox would wait for someone else to make some clocks then buy their company 

[Nag]

😂

[spatular]

I sort of thought it looked cool, sort of like the idea of a splatoon or pikmin themed clock, until I saw how it works with the motion detection and stupid noises, not convinced that’s a good idea at all.

[Maryokutai]

Yeah, dwarf was joking, but a device that makes Mario coin noises when I'm turning around in bed before waking up would make me absolutely despise that sound effect in a week's time tops.

Also the fact that it's a product with limited availability but comes with a feature where they add new stuff via WiFi later on is the most nonsensical thing I've seen in a while.

 

It looks cute though.

[one-armed dwarf]

I was barely joking tbh, it some like some Ludovico treatment type shit. Mag should definitely get one, and mod it to make sonic, Mario, spiderman and millia sounds too. 

[Maryokutai]

I'd also think that having sex next to one of those is a good way to ruin all your Mario nostalgia.

[Nag]

People who own one of those won't be getting sex... period.

[shinymcshine]

Does "more titles to be added later" mean that the big innovation here is them selling you a clock that comes with additional paid for DLC....? 🤣

[Maf]

Told you it was genius

 

[one-armed dwarf]

Well no, because you skipped 'Labo' in the massive failure 'tick' and so the clock would be a 'massive success' tock, making switch 2 the massive failure tick

[Maf]

Ah, but you’re also forgetting the Mario Kart AC toy which cancels Labo out so we’re back to success ooh the genius of the clock has no upper limit 

[one-armed dwarf]

On 09/10/2024 at 19:45, Nag said:

People who own one of those won't be getting sex... period.

I saw on another forum someone say that the clock's motion sensing doesn't work if there's more than one person in the bed, probably a feature rather than a bug

[Maryokutai]

Can someone delete my account? I don't want to be part of a forum that has the Gamecube next to the words 'massive failure' anywhere in its databank.

 

Edit: I see it's just an integrated twitter image. In that case I'm fine, there's all sorts of dumb blasphemous stuff on there.

[HandsomeDead]

I don't like the theory of that meme anyway.  The Switch will follow the handheld model.

 

Gameboy - huge success

GBA - some success

DS - huge success 

3DS - some success 

Switch - huge success 

Switch 2 - some success 

 

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