E3 2010

[DANGERMAN]

He's got some eye condition Spatular you heartless bastard.

Also i saw a video of a monkey using a frog as a sex toy last night, cant think what's reminded me of that

[Hendo]

I take it that was derived from Milo then? Bit less paedo tastic.

[DANGERMAN]

only a bit tho

[HandsomeDead]

I've played all these games before on the Wii.

[Hendo]

I could see Adventures going down well at Christmas with the family get togethers.

[DANGERMAN]

Here's the problem with these games, they just dont look as much fun as the Wii equivalent. There's a difference between shaking remotes in Mario v Sonic and actually sprinting on the spot for 15 seconds, one everyone can do, the other requires some prior fitness. You arent going to get people wanting to knacker themselves out

The girl from the ubi vid was nice though

[HandsomeDead]

I knew here was going to be lots of Natal stuff but this is like some nightmare. If they don't pull something decent out then this can be filed with Nintendo 2008.

[David]

THIS CONFERENCE IS BALLS.

[Hendo]

Yeah the woman in the trailer was hot, I'll take 2 please.

I can see a very clear delay between what the woman is doing and the character on screen, and if I can see it then that's pretty worrying because those kind of things normally pass me by.

[Hendo]

15 launch titles, but what will it be bundled with and how much?

[DANGERMAN]

for free that star wars game could be a laugh for a bit, but theres no way I'd pay money for that

and wtf is up with this guys voice?

[Hendo]

We at Microsoft have been paying attention to Nintendo's business plan and we at Microsoft have decided we want some of that pie.

[DANGERMAN]

Has yours broke yet Hendo? Shame you werent in the crowd

Gets them a nice round of applause to end on, after something of an abortion of a conference

[Hendo]

Bastardos.

They had to do that really, that turned into a rubbish "me too!" conference. Some of the Kinect stuff looked ok, but it was pretty shameless.

[David]

God, that was awful. They had to give Journos new 360's to make em forget.

Except the new 360 looks awful.

[HandsomeDead]

I can see my 360 not being turned on much 2010/2011.

Nintendo and Sony can't possibly do worse than that.

[spatular]

natal (or whatever its called now) did look mostly bad, the hmx dancing game and the adventure one looked ok but not good enough to sell the thing to people who aren't stupid, unfortunately i'm stupid and will probably get one, is that as bad as getting a psp go?

[DANGERMAN]

free games with the psp now tbf, and it doesnt take pictures of you making a twat of yourself

[Sly Reflex]

What a pile of wank.

[David]

How ironic is it that MS had the super casual show whereas Nintendo is going to have Metroid, Zelda, and possibly Donkey Kong by Retro Studios. Fucking LOL!