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Lol there’s a prequel to the prequel

Am I in the minority if I say I think Red Dead 2 is the best game R* have made since GTA4? I want them to do more games like this, but tackle different titles than just GTA and Red Dead

Digital Foundry finally takes on one of my favourite shooters: Turok Dinosaur Hunter I love this game, and this is a very cool video

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to Celesteela, probably my most disliked Pokemon of all time. I absolutely hate the way it looks, when it was first shown it took me ages to work out what I was even looking at, and now I can see it I still don’t know what it is. Is it a bell or a nun or what. It somehow has a very bad move pool, really boring typing of Steel/Flying and yet is a complete pain in the ass. The moves it does get are Leech Seed, Protect and Flamethrower, both obnoxious and random, and it’s stats are actually real good so it lives every non super effective hit quite comfortably and if your team doesn’t have the tools is tremendously difficult to KO. But not only does everybody use it because it’s bullshit but it’s no fun to use because it doesn’t do anything but sit there and be ugly. And to top it off it’s not even a Pokemon, really, it’s an “Ultra Beast” (Pokemon from another dimension). So boo Celesteela you suck ass muthafucka. You ruin every battle you’re in.

So Dragonball Heroes has gone from terrible to silly to Ok and back and forth and everywhere in between, then almost randomly they drop this That fight is fucking crazy ?

Finished Stranger Things. Didn’t realise it was only 8 episodes that was nice and easy. Definitely loses steam about half way through and I get the ending. But it’s not my kind of ending. Guess like the other two seasons it was Ok.

Oh fuck I just realised I’m going to need one of these so I can Dynamax with myself fucking Pokemon and it’s bullshit

3 episodes in to Stranger Things S3 and this is really good so far. I watched the first two seasons and for the most part they were Ok. But I’m really liking it this time around

This whole Black Label thing can eat a dick but after House of X, Power of X and the Jimmy Olsen comic I think this might be the next big thing

In most cases I find the term ‘ludonarrative dissonance’ repugnant but in this very specific case it is 100% acceptable

The truth isn’t always nice like Coca Cola and ice cream. Sometimes it’s harsh like wheatabix and lucozade. But they bring it on them selves

Switch hassle really good sale on, well...what do you consider a good sale? On the one hand the Switch has lots of games at a discounted price right now, however very few of them have really good discounts. I’m still going to say I think it’s a good sale. I can’t think for you you think for yourself

I give you a pass that was aimed at the other one

I guess it’s not that kind of difficulty that scares me and puts me off in terms of games. It’s more things that are reflex and dexterity based. Because I got none o that shit no more. I guess for me it isn’t games that ask a lot of the player when they’re at their hardest but games that are just demanding regularly. Like quick jumps, in to sword slashes, off of wall bounces, while picking up the things, and you never touch the floor and it’s like yikes. That looks amazing but it also looks like a lot. But games where it’s just hard like a Souls game where you can outgrind it or a shooter where you can just play smarter, that doesn’t really bother me (as much).

It’s because you are a dirty heathen whose bullshit must be cleansed with fire and lucozade

It’s apparently not very good at RRP but maybe it’s very good at sub fifteen you don’t know EDIT: Also maybe I want to play it because it’s not very good we don’t know that either

What I don’t get about OPM is when Boros kicks in him to the moon off the deck of the ship he then jumps back from the moon to earth and lands directly on the ship. So is being a master of orbital trajectory or just too powerful for that stuff too matter?

I’m not sure if I’m waiting for a good price but know I don’t have the time to play it or just want it because of the price while knowing I don’t have the time to play it It’s a confusing world we live in

Anthem LoD Edition is less than £15 over here on Xbox https://www.cdkeys.com/daily-deals At some point I feel like I’m losing money if I don’t buy it

Hmm, interesting. Must be good I wonder what this is abou- Nope

Anybody else at that stage in their lives where they see games and think they look really cool, but also the games are just way too hard and you haven’t got what it takes anymore? Prime example I mean this looks cool as shit but I just can’t play games like this anymore, dude.

What kind of Judas muthafucka type you gotta be to play of all the FF’s 7 on an Xbox pitchforks and torches where are my pitchforks and torches

I don’t remember anything about this stuff when I played the game. I thought it was just double ultima and make someone else heal and that was that. But it I did grind on the way so maybe that’s why I never had to learn Materia

Is Switch Lite for when Switch Heavy runs out of battery?

Oh this would be perfect for You know I think this would really suit I... I don’t know. I don’t know why this is.