Gamescom Opening Night Live

[DANGERMAN]

I personally can't stand how Jerf does things, but it sounds like there might be a few announcements tomorrow night (8pm I think?) 

 

Is anybody watching? 

[Nag]

Not live... I'll try to catch up once it's finished. 

[Maryokutai]

I might watch it live to get a bit of Gamescom feeling as I'm not going anymore. It's usually rather forgettable but Terry (the SF6 version) is playable on the show floor so if nothing else I'd expect his proper gameplay trailer here.

[Maf]

I will try to watch it but had less than 2 hours sleep last night so might not make it 😴

[one-armed dwarf]

If anyone else wants to have the gamescom feeling while watching this show, take a sweaty sock, dip it in some balsamic vinegar, leave it marinate for a few hours in the hot sun and hold it under your nose while watching the show. That is what the attendance at gamescom smell like

[Maf]

I wonder if they have a live crowd and Xbox announce PS5 games if they’ll get any boos 

[Maf]

They just showed the Terry gameplay before the show. Confirmed S tier broken crazy DP invul flying knee shit 

2 HOURS OF GAMES WHERE YOU ALL AT TIME TO LOCK IN AND GET CRITICAL 

[Maryokutai]

CoD means I'm now going to make a sandwich. 

 

Terry looks weird as does his stage, but the flashy animations really come together nicely in SF's style and engine.

[Maf]

CoD looks good. I do want to play this 

[one-armed dwarf]

Goat Simulator referencing Night of the Hunter wasn't on the bingo card

[Maryokutai]

The Goat Sim trailer was fantastic, good job marketing team.

[Maf]

Why is everything about this show awkward with no flow. They did rehearsals, right?

I dislike this Don’t Nod game based off the soundtrack alone 

All right zombie shooting, video games are so back 

[Maryokutai]

Keighly is just phoning this in mostly and European crowds don't mindlessly cheer for every fart on the screen, so that gives the whole thing a different vibe.

[Maf]

Fuck the machines and them always trying to stop humanity’s efforts to rebuild

Why do multiplayer shooters not look this good when I play them 

[Maf]

Woo Diablo 

This girl fucks up a sentence on every bit she has lol

 

”Cosplayers are an inspiration to us all” here, here very inspired 

What if I play the Dune MMO and never watch the films

[one-armed dwarf]

Out of all the boring things in Dune I feel like you have picked the most boring option of all to get into that universe

 

Just watch the movie.. Dune (1984) (trust me, Alan Smithee directed it it's solid)

[Maf]

Ooh I like Alan Smithee he’s very prolific 

I knew this sick ass anime trailer was going to be a fucking Gatcha game why do they always have such sick trailers

I’m definitely going to play this Monster Hunter game, I’m really going to do it this time

[Maf]

I’m kinda hyped for Mecha Break. Streamers played it recently and apparently it’s really great 

 

I love Momument Valley these games are fantastic 

I won’t be playing Civ 7 I’m not good at productivity 

When is the Nintendo block 

[Maryokutai]

Yeah, but Netflix exclusive? I don't even know how that works.

 

Forgot they're putting Civ on Switch, that's gonna be interesting.

[Maf]

Oooh Starfield has a space buggy I’m sure the game will be really good now