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  • 1 month later...

I get all sorts of random people following me. I think they do some schemes where they think that by following loads of random people, the odds are that at least some will follow them back. Who cares about someone you know nothing about following you?

I like to think of Twitter as a big random forum thread, except you weed out the wankers simply by not following them. There could well be millions of trolls on Twitter but I don't see them, because they're not on my feed. It's easier than having an ignore button!

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  • 2 weeks later...

Anyone else following Ross Noble?

It's turning into one of those things that someone stumbling into halfway through would have no idea what's going on.

It started with:

Words of wisdom. Never make love to the music of billy ocean.

Billy sings I want to make love in the old fashioned way! on the back of a cart surrounded by victims of the black death? no thanks mr ocean

Raped by the mongol hoards of Genghis khan? No thanks billy ocean

On the filthy floor of a victorian workhouse while orphans try and look the other way? no thanks billy ocean

By the light of Florance nightingales lamp with a disease riddled soldier? no thanks billy ocean. You get the idea.

Then he attempts to get #nothanksbillyocean a trending topic:

Oops the media have joined our #nothanksbillyocean campaign turns out it's now a campaign now.

Didn't think when I joined Twitter it would become like fight club. All I need to do now is get Edward norton to say #nothanksbillyocean

To which, the followers filled in the rest:

Here are the rules for the @realrossnoble fight club/twitterclub

1.don't talk about fight club(Twittering is fine)

2.always talk about billy ocean

3.get out of my dreams

4.get into my car

5.get going but only if the going gets tough

6.no heavy petting

7.please place rubbish in bins provided

8.keep your limbs in the vehicle at all times

9.maximum load 8 people

10.please submit membership Money to club treasurer by the 12th of each month

11.respect our neighbours please leave quietly

12.no fighting

I love Ross Noble :)

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