To translate:
“Dear customers we don’t give a flying fuck about.
We thought it was perfectly acceptable to punt out a totally broken, load of wank remaster, because it’s Xmas, and we want your money.
Apparently we’re utter fucking idiots, and don’t realise that there’s thing called the internet, which means that shit business tactics like this, get called out on. Constantly.
So we’d better do our fucking jobs, and make it actually half decent. We only charged you £50 for it, could have been worse, right?”
Honestly, fuck the greedy cunts at Take Two. And fuck Rockstar as well. They used to have integrity. Now they’re a fucking joke.